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Eric: Black Power! Another Whiskey Sour please.

Black Power: Coming right up, boss.

Eric: So I’m not sure if I should give her this mixtape or not…

Jon: What? Who?

Eric: Who? Angel! The girl I’ve been talking about with you for 45 minutes!

Jon: No.

Eric: No?

Jon: No tape. Makes you seem weak. Like you want her too much. Women can smell weakness. They’re like dogs in that way.

Black Power: I think you should give it to her.

Eric: Yeah?

Black Power: Yeah. What’s the worst that can happen?

Jon: People who follow the “what’s the worst that can happen” philosophy are born to lose, Eric. Trust me. No tapes, no gifts at all. Just get in there and be strong.