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TV Host: Our guest tonight wanted no flowery introduction, but I’m going to give him one anyway.
He is the light in the darkness, our protector, our strength, our shining hope and our shield against all the chaos and crime this dirty world can throw at us.
He’s the champion of the people and I’m lucky to call him friend, ladies and gentlemen, the LONE WOLF!!!!

Patron: Turn it up!