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Eric: Strong?

Jon: Yeah man, strong. Look. I’ll break it down for you. Three easy steps. Ask her about her childhood. Get her a little drunk. And go back to your place and watch Interview with the Vampire.

Eric: Interview…What?

Jon: It’s a vampire movie, man. Chicks love it. I’m not sure why, but this is a proven method. Take it or leave it. The ancestors say take it.

Eric: But what if she’s too drunk…

Jon: What’s drunk got to do with you? Do what you gotta do, my boy.

Black Power: You’re a disgrace, Killingbear. Just a low down dirty disgrace.

Jon: Just keep the firewater flowing, BP.