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Lone Wolf: Hello Mr. Captain Johnny Depp.

Johnny: Ha. Very funny. Please just leave me alone.

Lone Wolf: Captain Johnny, I think I have a great role for you in my movie, as the Wolf Pack.

Johnny: Look mate, I've only got ten minutes before I have to leave for Disneyland, so why don't you just let me finish in peace, savvy?

Lone Wolf: Is it the premiere of another one of those dreadful pirate movies?

Johnny: No, I just greet guests while they wait in line for rides...

Lone Wolf: Why did you pretend to be Johnny Depp?!

Johnny: Yeah, it's Johnny. I've been spotted by a lunatic. Bring the car around.