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Rosenstein: Young man, what is the plot of this movie?

Eric: Well, that's the thing...the book really has no story.

Rosenstein: I beg your pardon? It's the life story of the greatest super hero who ever lived, no?

Eric: It's not so much a cohesive autobiography as it is an incredibly bizarre stream of consciousness with some self indulging anecdotes sprinkled throughout.

Rosenstein: Then the task of transcribing that into an Oscar worthy screenplay fitting of this great man falls squarely on your shoulders. Anything less will be considered an abysmal failure.

Oh, and don't forget the explosions.