↓ TranscriptRosenstein: So who else? Some ladies and the man himself? Eric: Has anyone here actually read the book? … I’ve read the book. I’ve read the book three times in preparation. Rosenstein: So enlighten us, young man, are there[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
↓ TranscriptRosenstein: Let’s go over casting. What do we got? Who do we got? Who are the characters in this damn movie anyway? Lone Wolf: Well I, the Lone Wolf, am the star. There will be many females to be[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
↓ TranscriptDaniel: He didn’t answer sir. Rosenstein: No matter. Let’s get down to business. I hereby declare the first meeting of I’m Famous: The Lone Wolf Story:The Film in session. Opening remarks by me. Any Questions? Eric: Who will be[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
↓ TranscriptLone Wolf: Where is Daniel Day Lewis?! Rosenstein: I beg your pardon, my good man? Lone Wolf: I was told he would massage me. Rosenstein: You were told Daniel Day Lewis would massage you? Lone Wolf: Yes. By your[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
↓ TranscriptLone Wolf: But it is SO EARLY! Rufus: It’s nearly noon sir. Mr. Rosenstein gave express orders. You are to be ready in 5 minutes. Lone Wolf: I won;t move until I’ve been massaged. Rufus: You are to be[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
↓ TranscriptRasputin: The quest remains in peri- Black Snow: Listen asshole, I know you’ve been telling the Lone Wolf the same mumbo jumbo. I want to know why. Rasputin: Insolent worm! Silence that tone. You know what you know at[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
↓ TranscriptBlack Snow: My brother made Lieutenant. Eric: That’s fantastic news! I wish I had good news. The only thing that happened so far is everyone got drunk on the plane then the Lone Wolf knocked some woman’s eye out.[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
↓ TranscriptBlack Snow: So how’s the idiot? Eric: Idiotic.But hopefully things will calm down. How are things in Detroit? Black Snow: Much better, since you left. Full economic recovery. Dollar beers. Elephant Boy’s on a date. Eric: Really?! Black Snow:[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
↓ TranscriptThe Lone Wolf reads the Holy Bible, experiencing many emotions. Lone Wolf: So that’s how he did it!
↓ TranscriptDaniel: I’m going to quit my job tomorrow. Diane: Daniel! What about the baby? Daniel: Diane, I’m more than qualified for a dozen other jobs, I have sufficient money in savings- Diane: But this is your dream! Why else[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…